an idiot, who reblogs everything and spams your dashboard. you'll never know what i'll reblog next.
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23. It’s not because you met up with your ex that night at 5 a.m. that no one knows about, or because you kissed another boy after a date with a loser.
You’re not single because you spit food on that date or tripped coming out the the movie theatre. You’re not single because you hurt your first boyfriend really badly when you were 15 or because you have yet, to this day, to apologize. It’s not because you were secretly jealous when your friend got a boyfriend or that a guy you dated for two months now has a really cute girlfriend and looks really happy. And you’re happy for him. But still ill that he found someone before you.
You’re not single because you slept with your ex boyfriend. You’re not single because half the world found out when you didn’t even want to remember it yourself. You’re not single because you think the guy your friend wants to hook you up with is ugly or not tall enough. It’s not because you’re not willing to put up with someone who doesn’t brush their teeth on a regular basis.
You’re not single because your standards are too high. Good for you for having standards. It’s not because you didn’t like that really, really good guy who wanted to take you on a date and you just weren’t feeling it. And it’s not because you like to wear pajama pants as soon as you get home and wash all the makeup off your face. You’re not single because you didn’t learn enough from the past or would rather chill on a Friday night with your blanket and a cold beer than shower, get ready, and go out. You’re not single because something is wrong with you.
You are single because you are single. It’s really as simple as that. You haven’t made the connection with another heart yet. You can get dolled up, dress cute, cut your hair, dye your hair, tweeze your eyebrows, put on lipstick and you may still. be. single. You can go out to a bar hoping to meet the love of your life and not find a damn one in the place attractive. And it’s going to remain that way until it’s time for you to find one. Stop hoping for it. Start living the life that you do have instead of wishing for things that you don’t have. There will come a time you’ll meet a boy and you’ll have to give up some of this single freedom you currently have. Start being more thankful. Start doing that now.
still the best Eurovision song
don’t even argue with me
just accept it
WHEN A NEW CHARACTER GETS INTRODUCED IN A BOOK
THEN THEY DIE 2-3 PAGES LATER
when you think you did well in the exam
then you know you’ve got a bad grade
making a new friend
introducing them to one of your other friends and then eventually becoming the third wheel
when you like a post
when you dislike it
University Place, USA
Regentville, Australia (NSW)
Cape Canaveral, USA
Baltimore, Maryland, USA
San Diego, California, USA
Westdorpe, The Netherlands
Santo André, Brazil
Belo Horizonte, Brazil
Banská Bystrica, Slovakia
Haarlem, The Netherlands
Longwood, Florida, USA
Metro Manila, Philippines
Olathe, Kansas, USA
São Paulo, Brazil
Seattle, Washington, USA
Naples, Florida, USA
Terre Haute, Indiana, USA
its almost 2014 and every now and then i still forget that its not 2012 anymore
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".